Three definitions of GOSSIP:

1.) A moment that is actively unseized.

2.) Our lives’ adventures trapped inside the mouths of the unimaginative.

3.) When the idle time we share between us is no longer clay for us to sculpt, but becomes, instead, shit we all have to stand around in.

To those of you who tend to freak out in public…know, that when you are freaking out in public, you are often freaking out for others around you who also have plenty to freak out about but who are currently, utterly subdued by  their self-doubt.

And, if you do, sometimes, freak out in public, you dare the one dare that all who have come here to be shared, truly shared, dare.

When you are freaking out in public, you ride the big wave out of the ocean of the occasion you are currently freaking out about,  you’re a living personification of the fifteen-thousand years of neurotic disequilibrium breathing down the backs of our necks right now.

While freaking out in public, try not to hurt other peoples’ feelings, but be sure to sabotage the evening…don’t let those going through the motions get out of this alive without feeling emotions.

When a nice guy says, “No more Mister Nice Guy,” the world of men have failed in some intricate, inarticulate, yet definite way -

As a nice guy announces, “No more Mister Nice Guy,” 
-cry- for you and I have just died a little bit more as the last justifiable homocide just became a little bit more justified -

Eventually, the last Mister Nice Guy will say, “No more Mister Nice Guy,” and when nice guys go extinct the world will stink then sink into a kissless abyss, roach-infested, biodegradably degradingly digested, a city horrified than atrophied, a stratosphere filled with everything we hear as a thump we heard, as a species we were, the world as a hole that has nothing to do with us…

DEFINITIONS THAT INCLUDE THE WORD “SELF”;

SELF-AWARENESS – (to be) obsessed with sex and death.
SELF-LOATHING – someone’s abuse, winning.

SELF-ADHESIVE – a good description of tape and my ex-girlfriend.

SELF- CONFIDENT – divinity makes a dent.

SELF-ABSORPTION – when one’s delusion becomes one’s religion.

SELF-SABOTEUR – one unable to endure oneself.

SELF-ESTEEM – How creamy is your cream?  How loud is your scream?